Hungry Matt's Ode to Sophie 🎶

Yeah, they call me Hungry Matt, eat like it's going out of fashion,

Never gain a pound, it's a biological passion.

Married to Yasmine, Sophie's longest friend,

But let me tell you 'bout Sophie—this one's a godsend.

I'm always flirting with the mums, upstaging at the parties,

Sophie and Emma get my best lines, sorry not sorry.

"You're both way hotter than my wife," I say with a grin,

Sophie and Emma love it, Yasmine rolls her eyes again.

James hates how I show him up, doing everything right,

Fill up Yasmine's car with fuel, cook her dinner every night.

Took a roll of carpet to Secret Garden Party fest,

That walk from car to campsite? Heavy, but I passed the test.

Sophie's impressed how Yasmine rebranded me,

Long hair grunge rock look became a whole new reality.

Thanks for keeping my secrets, Sophie, you're the best,

Extra curriculars at parties, you never let it rest.

From carnival fetes to Sandals honeymoon days,

You stole us from all-inclusive in the best possible ways!

Game of Death in the backseat, slammed the brakes for fun,

Scared you and James, but my daughter won!

Yasmine put her foot down, sent me to the gym,

Hot body, new look—now I'mmodel slim.

She restyled the grunge away, made me a new man,

Sophie watched the transformation, part of the plan.

You and James came to our wedding, Ellie as a sloth,

Upside down on a four-poster bed, fell off—what a cloth!

Injured at our wedding, but that's just how we roll,

Chaotic, funny, memorable—stories for the soul.

Carnival in Trinidad, we had a proper blast,

All the fetes together, memories that last.

Honeymoon in Barbados, Sandals paradise paid,

But Sophie kept stealing us for beach bars and escapades.

Your house, your parties, your scene—so worth the trade,

All-inclusive left behind for the plans that Sophie made.

Then there's the Game of Death I play with my daughter dear,

Driving down the road, slam the brakes—chaos and cheer.

She laughs every time, it's our little inside game,

You were in the car, Sophie, when it came—you'll never be the same!

Scared you and James, random brake slam mid-drive,

My daughter cracking up, feeling so alive.

That's the kind of chaos I bring to the ride,

Sophie, you handled it with your usual stride.

From grunge rock hair to gym-bod transformation,

Yasmine made me over, Sophie watched the renovation.

Thanks for keeping my secrets, Sophie, you're the best,

Extra curriculars at parties, never confessed.

From carnival fetes to Sandals honeymoon stays,

You stole us from luxury in the best chaotic ways!

Game of Death in the backseat, brakes slammed just for fun,

Happy 40th, Sophie—you're a legendary one!

Hungry Matt never stops eating, never gains a pound,

Flirting with the mums, always hanging around.

Sophie, here's to forty years of you being you,

From this reformed grunge rocker—cheers, we love you!