Girls Just Wanna Find Men 🎶

Marge Donaldson in the house tonight

One of my profiles, feeling right

Got my wine deals from Massy on lock

But where are all the men? Let's talk!

We met at Frankie's way back when

You, James, Emma, Natasha, and then

My British accent in a Trini bar

Who knew we'd end up where we are?

You moved to Barbados, I was already there

Showing up with wine, not a single care

Weekend app ideas that never got made

"Marie, stop complaining!" you always said

I'd done everything on that tiny island twice

You said "Be solution-based, Marie, that's my advice!"

You were my boss, telling me straight

"No more moaning, let's innovate!"

Girls just wanna find men!

Swiping Bumble again and again

You and Emma playing the game

'Cause I'm too fussy, but who's to blame?

Girls just wanna have fun!

But I disappear when the party's done

Off to my secret next lime (or bed!)

Multiple Maries living rent-free in my head!

Then you got that Angostura call

Trinidad beckoning, leaving it all

And you pulled me back, gave me the role

Got me out of Barbados, bless your soul!

But oh, the drama we survived in there

That man who shall not be named, I swear

Toxic workplace, he was the king

Saw him in Tobago—I said my thing!

Pointed right in his face on that beach

"You're not a very nice person!" I did preach

For all the hell he put us through

Sophie, we made it, me and you!

Now we're both out of that company life

More time for wine and Massy deals, right?

I've got my Facebook alts to moan about the world

But with you, I'm solution-based, unfurled!

Girls just wanna find men!

Naked Attraction, should I go in?

You showed me that show, I was shocked!

But maybe that's where my future's locked!

Girls just wanna have fun!

Held up the minibus, Bayview run

Subway orders while everyone waits

Marie and Sophie fashionably late!

Now I'm moving in with Emma soon

More wine nights under the moon

You taught me to stop complaining, it's true

But I still reserve the right to moan to you!

Trinidad, Barbados, and back again

No eligible men, but that's fine, my friend

'Cause I've got you and your sister too

British accents with Trini through and through

Girls just wanna find men!

But first, let's hit the wine again!

You pulled me back from that island small

Gave me the job, you gave me it all!

Girls just wanna have fun!

Forty years, Sophie, look what you've done!

From Frankie's bar to Angostura's floor

From Marge Donaldson to so much more!

I'll disappear from this party too

Off to my secret life, who knew?

But before I vanish into the night

Happy 40th, Soph—you got me right!

Multiple Maries, but only one you

My boss, my friend, my partner in crime, it's true

Wine deals, app dreams, and Massy runs

Girls just wanna have funds!