Quad Quad Double 🎶

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Charlie here, let me tell you 'bout Sophie!

Liverpool Uni days, architecture and chaos!

One, two, three, four!

Met at Liverpool Uni, Carnatic Hall or the studio place,

Or on the bus in between, trying to keep the pace!

Fell in the pond at Carnatic with Paula, Liv, and Kirsty too,

Sophie lost her Dior belt, hospital for rabies shot rescue!

Champagne makes me think of her first drunk in Paris, yeah,

While we got wrecked on dodgy park cider—oh dear!

But really it's wine, drinking glasses before we'd leave,

Getting ready 'til midnight, you won't believe!

Making taxis wait outside St. Michael's Road our base,

Drunk on the train, haven't even started—what a chase!

Meeting after work in Liverpool with her work crew first,

Then pre-drinks at the house before we'd burst!

Wine before the-the-the-the quad quad double! (glitch effect)

That's how we'd-we'd-we'd avoid the trouble! (glitch effect)

VodBull dancing, slipping on the-the-the floor! (glitch effect)

Sophie always asking for-for-for-for more! (glitch effect)

VODBULL NIGHTS! VODBULL NIGHTS!

LIVERPOOL UNI, ARCHITECTURE HEIGHTS!

QUAD QUAD DOUBLE! QUAD QUAD DOUBLE!

SOPHIE AND CHARLIE CAUSING TROUBLE!

NO, NO, NO! WE'RE NOT GOING HOME!

CARNATIC HALLS, ST. MICHAEL'S ROAD WE'D ROAM!

VODBULL NIGHTS! QUAD QUAD DOUBLE!

SOPHIE'S FORTY—POP THAT BUBBLE!

I waited three years to be part of this friendship crew,

Not letting it fall apart, that's what I'd do!

The lie would be "Charlie likes you," never said a thing,

When I'd bitched about them loads to Sophie—that's my zing!

If someone double-crosses Sophie, we're digging graves for sure,

Taking revenge together—that's what friends are for!

Going to London skint, cash machine money appeared,

Wasn't ours but we spent it—we all cheered!

Heebie Jee-Jee-Jeebies fight upstairs! (glitch effect)

"Find your neck-neck-neck!" no cares! (glitch effect)

Completely un-un-unscathed that night! (glitch effect)

Sophie's jammiest mo-mo-moment right! (glitch effect)

VODBULL NIGHTS! VODBULL NIGHTS!

LIVERPOOL UNI, ARCHITECTURE HEIGHTS!

QUAD QUAD DOUBLE! QUAD QUAD DOUBLE!

SOPHIE AND CHARLIE CAUSING TROUBLE!

NO, NO, NO! WE'RE NOT GOING HOME!

CARNATIC HALLS, ST. MICHAEL'S ROAD WE'D ROAM!

VODBULL NIGHTS! QUAD QUAD DOUBLE!

SOPHIE'S FORTY—POP THAT BUBBLE!

James's birth-birth-birthday PIZZAAA! (glitch effect)

Singing extra loud-loud-loud, yeah! (glitch effect)

All-nighter at the stu-stu-studio rough! (glitch effect)

Pro Plus Red Bull—that's our stuff-stuff-stuff! (glitch effect)

Sophie shows up tracksuit to the bus stop wait,

But still her sparkling earrings looking great!

Being discreet? She thinks she's good at that,

But loud laughing inappropriate—where she's at!

Outgoing, vibrant, life of every party scene,

Late-night philosopher or party animal queen!

Honorary housemate, James's room rotation style,

Lived there on and off—worth every mile!

Liverpool, Manchester, Leeds trips we would take,

Fancy dress parties, Blackpool—make no mistake!

Discovered her real name Melissa in a lecture one day,

But Sophie's who she is—that's here to stay!

Lioness loyal, fierce, defending her whole pride,

Unbreakable family bond, fighting by her side!

Extremely social with her pack, that's what she'd do,

Sophie's fucking brilliant through and through!

VODBULL NIGHTS! VODBULL NIGHTS!

LIVERPOOL UNI, ARCHITECTURE HEIGHTS!

QUAD QUAD DOUBLE! QUAD QUAD DOUBLE!

SOPHIE AND CHARLIE CAUSING TROUBLE!

NO, NO, NO! WE'RE NOT GOING HOME!

CARNATIC HALLS, ST. MICHAEL'S ROAD WE'D ROAM!

VODBULL NIGHTS! QUAD QUAD DOUBLE!

SOPHIE'S FORTY—POP THAT BUBBLE!

COME BACK TO LIVE IN ENGLAND! (come back-back-back!) (glitch)

That's what I wanna say-say-say! (glitch effect)

From Liverpool to Trini-ni-nidad you went! (glitch effect)

But our friendship's permanent-ent-ent! (glitch effect)

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Sophie's turning forty!

Charlie loves Sophie!

VodBull forever! Quad quad double!

CAUTION: HIGH VOLUME!

One, two, three, FOUR!