Wine Club Chronicles 🎶

Oi oi! It's Melanie, yeah?

Sophie, you're me mate, innit!

Two London birds living that Trinidad life, right?

Let's ave it! Wine Club style!

Twenty-thirteen, you interviewed me for the job, mate,

Architecture degrees, Trinidad heritage—our fate!

Lonsdale Saatchi, events department, that's our game,

Two loud London voices, but I'm louder—no shame!

Similar stories, parallel lives, we're basically twins,

White wine Fridays starting at two, that's where it begins!

Wine Club OG, drinking till the end of the day,

WhatsApp group still going even though we've gone away!

La la la, London accents in the Caribbean sun,

La la la, Wine Club forever, having so much fun!

ZIG-A-ZIG-AH! LONDON GIRLS IN TRINIDAD!

WHITE WINE TRUTHS AND WE'RE GOING MAD!

GIRL POWER! WINE CLUB! THAT'S WHAT WE'RE ABOUT!

SOPHIE, YOU'RE ME BESTIE, NO DOUBT NO DOUBT!

SPICE UP YOUR LIFE! THAT'S OUR ANTHEM, INNIT?

TWO LOUD BIRDS, WE'RE PROPERLY IN IT!

WINE CLUB FOREVER, NO FUCKS GIVEN, YEAH?

SOPHIE, HAPPY FORTIETH, ME DARLING, WE'RE THERE!

Drunken nights that should NOT ave been filmed, love,

Vegas work trip—you lost your passport, proper duff!

Bachelorette madness, candle in a cheeky place,

Only Sophie could do that with a straight face!

Asked Leah Anne, "You preggers?!" loud and proud,

She was OBVIOUSLY hiding it from the crowd!

Voice goes up an octave when you're bout to be rude,

That's me Sophie, brilliant attitude!

Right, listen up, yeah?

UK park picnics, Dublin trips with the lads and lasses,

New Year's Eve Wembley Boxpark—absolute classes!

Dinner parties, Wine Club, drunk too many times to count,

Jamaica stripper stage—THAT was a proper amount!

You're a giraffe eating salads, trying to be healthy,

But we both know you're drinking, living wealthy!

No fucks given, go for what you want—brilliant!

Hype woman, unhinged advice—you're resilient!

W-I-N-E C-L-U-B, that's the crew, you see!

L-O-N-D-O-N girls, T-R-I-N-I-D-A-D, we're free!

Straight face alibis, ride-or-die for life,

"Lost track of time, stuck in traffic"—no strife!

La la la, London birds displaced in the West Indies,

La la la, White wine flowing, living wild and free!

ZIG-A-ZIG-AH! LONDON GIRLS UNITE!

WHITE WINE, BACHELORETTES, EVERY SINGLE NIGHT!

GIRL POWER! WINE CLUB! WE'RE THE ORIGINAL CREW!

SOPHIE, YOU'RE BRILLIANT, LOVE YOU, IT'S TRUE!

SPICE UP YOUR LIFE! CAUTION WHEN SOPHIE'S DRINKING!

TWO LOUD VOICES, ALWAYS THINKING!

WINE CLUB FOREVER, FRIDAY AFTERNOONS AT TWO!

HAPPY FORTIETH, SOPHIE—THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!

"Love you always, babe!"

"Tongue-in-cheek, innit?"

"London girls in Trinidad, yeah?"

"Wine Club for life, darling!"

"Spice up your life!"

"Girl power!"

"SOPHIE! FORTY! LEGEND!"

"Zig-a-zig-ahhhhh!"